The Kissing Booth (Movie) Olga




I would recommend this movie to any and all sexists and soft teenage porn connoisseurs. Cause a normal person would be able to see the horribleness of it.

Here's the basic plot, at least as I understood it, cause it was all over the place to be honest. There's this girl Elle, who has this really awesome best friend since forever, Lee. And Lee has this hot popular older brother, Flynn. And Elle is secretly into him, but he sees her as a little sister? … or does he???
And she's organizing this Kissing Booth fundraiser for her school (how the fuck do those movie schools even approve such events??? Why are they sexualizing their students?) Ad she wants Flynn, to be there, but he doesn’t and yadda yadda

What are my thoughts?
I have no thoughts, all I have are outbursts of outrage!!!!

I feel like the writers and producers somehow forgot that this is a film about teenagers!!!! And yet they are sexualizing the main character's body! Like all the time!!! First fucking Flynn just casually mentions how her boobs got big…..

WHY THE FUCK DO YOU LIKE HIM ELLE????




And the camera always pans when she is about to take some piece of clothing off and be only left in a bikini.
She's a minor for fuck's sake. She can't even go to the elections!!!!!

And then she always needs to be saved or have demands thrown at her by men. So fucking sexist. Why did I watch this? I hate teenagers.

I feel like so many characters barely even have any clearly defined personalities. I didn't know what they were doing and why for basically the whole thing.

And then Flynn and Elle just make out and have sex… and like what the fuck. And she's narrating how it was all perfect and they're falling for each other.

But here's the problem. She's keeping all of this secret from her best friend, Lee. She's asking for a disaster. Never keep secrets from biffles. Although I have to give her credit, that even she knew that if you're doing something you can't tell your best friend or not… it's probably wrong.
And she's not even sneaking around well. She keeps hanging around his house (where Lee also lives). On a desk in school, observed by surveillance cameras, so she decides to clumsily steal the tape from principal's office.



It was like all the boys on the show had some hormonal issues. All of them were catcalling the girls, getting into fights, getting involved with business that's not their own….. I am so done with this.

Rating: ⭐

While I typically very much enjoy rom-coms, this one was stupid. I only got into the tip of the iceberg of the problems and ridiculous moments in this movie, I didn't wanna have to keep reiterating the same point just with different examples.

In short, don't waste your time like I did.

~Olga

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