Star-Crossed Myth: Scorpio - Day One (Otome Game) (Olga)
Let me start off by saying that I was Shanghaied into this. I may have enjoyed some parts, and some not so much.
I do not have much experience with these Otome games. Before this, most of what I knew was that there's a girl who chooses to pursue one of the guys, we read a story from her perspective and once in a while, there's a choice on what she wants to say to another character. And these choices impact the ending of the game. So the people who want the best ending will scour the net for ending and cheats to know which answers to select. And then in that desired ending the main character and her lover will do what lovers do.
In this one, the main characters witnesses 12 gods fall from the sky and tell her that she's a reincarnated goddess who has to cleanse them of sin (if things go well, she's just gonna dirty them more :-p) And then when she falls from a building and has to scream out the name of the god she wants to save her. And then she will pursue that one. So in this discussion, we will follow the route of Scorpio (which is my Zodiac sign, aka the best one). I will go through my reactions chapter by chapter.
SPOILERS AHEAD!!!
Chapter 1:
- So, I am making all the choices that a rational person would make. I'm guessing that I will lose points because of that. I bet they want me all submissive and agreeable to that bastard
- My hypothesis is false! I played the chapter twice thru, and on the first try I chose to run away through the door. My score ended up tipping into the "blessed" side (although tbh I would want to be far into the forbidden zone with that asshole). Then on the second attempt, I chose to give up. And I tipped into the forbidden zone. Therefore, I was wrong in thinking that Scorpio dude would love a flat doormat for a girl.
- And this actually makes sense. Being a Scorpio myself we all pretend we want someone we can control, but in reality, we want a strong motherfucker to complete our power couple. (I am single right now btw, strong motherfuckers are welcome to apply for boyfriendship in the comments)
- Scorpio is just hilarious. He says so much sass and shit that I am seriously not able to take him seriously. He's a fucking cartoon. In both the literal and figurative sense.
- He's sassier than me!!! Like I feel personally insulted that this jerk is better. I aspire to be him and yet he's such a fucking butt-faced miscreant!!!! (If you get this reference, then Copperboom!)
Chapter 2:
- So we find out that the boys lost their powers. Good. Serves them right those dicks
- A new development on the power outage issue. It turns out that when they touch the girl, some of the power comes back. Let me guess - when they fuck, their power will come back completely just as they climax and they'll be able to transport themselves to a fucking meadow with rabbits and unicorns and sunshine and shit. I bet I'm right.
- "The first step to completing an objective is subduing the enemy" - yes! This guy would make a good ally in a war.
- She literally found herself a servant of 12 Christian Greys… I'd feel bad if she wasn't such a stupid woman!
Chapter 3:
- "Demon King of Hell"…. Why is this guy exactly my type???
- This dude can punish stupid politicians with a snap of his fingers from the comfort of his own home!!!!! COOLEST JOB EVER!!!!
- Every time they used the word "come" I felt like they should have spelled it as "cum".
Chapter 4:
- So the girl is watching a news story about the politician being punished. I wonder if Scorpio had something to do with the Enron scandal, Martha Stewart's insider trading being revealed etc. This suddenly puts all my finance courses in a totally different perspective.
- Here are some links if you wanna learn more about the above:
- So, the girl is being summoned by Scorpio again, and a few of the other boys tell her that Scorpio has a weakness! He is not a morning person :-p Makes sense. He needs the night time to brood in the darkness
- OMG OMG I think that Scorpio being shirtless in the chapter rendered the girl immobile!!! She couldn’t move her legs!!!!
- SO they just traveled to punish a man who stole a knife and was planning to use it to hurt random people. AND THIS BITCH DIDN’T WANT HIM HURT AND PUNISHED. I don’t understand humans. Especially this stupid woman
Chapter 5:
- The crazy knife man started heading toward Stupid Woman (what I'll be calling her from now on), she tried to protect herself, obviously failed, Scorpio had to intervene. And now Scorpio is apologizing… is he going soft :-( ?
- Scorpio can apparently read all the negative emotions of a person when touching them. My prediction is that when they fuck at the end of this, he'll be like "I'm touching you but can't feel anything <3 )
- And I'll be in the corner vomiting
- SO he just says that he couldn’t let Stupid Woman die because she hasn’t fulfilled her purpose yet. Practical. I like it.
Chapter 6:
- So Scorpio is exhausted from spending time on Earth, and he's so tired he can't remember the way back to his house. I'm dying, this is ridiculously hilarious
- Stupid Woman is making fun of his powerless uselessness and how doesn't carry around train fare. It's the first time I don’t hate Stupid Woman
- OMGOMG he must have had a stint as a webcam girl lol!!!
- He asks her to make a wish that he will grant, AND THESE ARE SERIOUSLY HER CHOICES???? DOES STUPID WOMAN HAVE NO AMBITION AT ALL??? DOES SHE NOT PERHAPS WANT A NEW TELESCOPE AT LEAST????
- AND NOW SHE WANTS TO WISH ON A SHOOTING STAR! I CAN'T FUCKING EVEN. I AM ANNOYED. HUMANS ARE FILTH!
Chapter 7
- Scorpio is sick, Stupid Woman is taking care of him. She cuts him an apple in the shape of a rabbit. Could you be any more extra???
- He used to be human… interesting development
Chapter 8
- The amount of shade… Goddammit, Scorpio's got no mercy even when it comes to a little kid. Because Altair(the little kid God) just revealed that Scorpio was a human, Scorpio revealed that Altair wets his bed and has a crush on a girl :-)
- Omg, he's such a cocky bastard. He is me.
- There are some new developments in the story! Apparently, when he was a human, Scorpio used to be in a band of assassins, and now this band of assassins is looking for him! I feel like I would enjoy being an assassin… I have a lot of fantasies swinging from ropes and fighting with swords in dark caverns…
Chapter 9
- Stupid woman, why in the fucking whore's ass would you show up at their house announced? You are mistreated, mishandled, misplaced, misunderstood (fuck, I have a Pink song stuck in my head now) by these assholes and you fucking volunteer to keep going there! Does a prisoner on parole go back to prison willingly before their parole is up? NO!
- Some of the other gods are making the little child make tea. I'm sensing child labor, some lawbreaking… They should get an adult servant, play by the rules, you know? #wisdomfromHR
- And they're eating cherry pie with their tea. They're gonna pop some cherries in their mouths :-p Omg why am I allowed to make jokes on this?
- Ichthys is so funny! He just played a prank on Stupid Woman! He transformed himself into Altair and rolled around on her lap… I'm dying
Chapter 10
- Stupid woman (aka little bitch) is complaining because all she can think about is Scorpio and she can't stay focused at work… I feel like Scorpio would find it a good thing for her to be fired from her job because then she could focus on her slave/servant/prostitute/power generator duties more
- The army guy is outside the planetarium! (I wonder why there's no route with him… I think it'd be cool to try to be his sidekick [with benefits] and try to bring down the Zodiac boys!)
- I think this is what the devil looks like
- STUPID WOMAN GETS HERSELF KIDNAPPED! ACTION IS HAPPENING!
- The military man tells her that they are a terrorist organization… even he doesn’t believe that Stupid Woman has any intellect, which is why he's so eager to reveal what they are
- Little Devil is ordered by the Military Man to kill Stupid Woman. She prays for Scorpio to save her. And he does and there are glowing lights and shit
- Scorpio wants to punish Little Devil by death and Stupid Woman obviously has to stop something cool happening here
Chapter 11
- Scorpio's insults are on point as always
- Basically, this chapter is just banter between Scorpio and Military Man. Honestly, if I took a shot every time the words "scum" and "filthy" came up, my liver would have imploded at the end of this Chapter.
- Stupid Woman gets herself injured trying to protect Scorpio. Even though he's a fucking God and obviously wouldn’t die!
- Stupid Woman is shitting herself with pleasure at the sight of him
- They traveled to the heavens right now and Stupid Woman says this, "I now understand why he was always calling me dirty". IM DYING THIS IS TOO FUNNY
- So apparently Scorpios sin is erased and he has to stay in heaven. And everyone is sad.
Ending
- I am somewhat confused. By a myriad of things. But namely these two:
- He's supposedly in love with her, but stills call her stupid. And she's okay with that. Like that's problematic with respect to both of them. He needs to respect her more. She needs to respect herself more.
- They're in his bedroom… and nothing happens. No steamy moments. Why did I just spend hours of my time on this game? (Because I kept badgering you--Meghan)
I mean I had some fun moments here. It was funny reading Scorpio's psychopath moments. But overall, there was no depth. Which was to be expected I suppose. I would have liked the main character to actually have some personality traits besides being stupid and naïve.
So if you like this sort of thing normally, I suppose you'll like this as well. But if you're a picky bitch like me, maybe do something else instead.
~ Olga
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